At snuff no Cornish sailorman would sneeze
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
The understanding critic firstly sees
And empty cages show lif'e bird has flown
To one sweet hour of bliss my memory clings
That metred rhyme alone can souls enslave
In salads all chew grubs before they've wings
The nicest kids for strickiest toffees crave
It's no good rich men crying Heaven Bless
And starve the snivelling baby like a dog
Socrates watched his hemlock effervesce
But I can understand you Brother Gog
Do bank clerks rule their abacus by thumb?
A wise loaf always knows its humblest crumb